After running the gamut of musicians over the past few weeks, i now need to reload with a new approach and topics of moderate relevance. Until then, waste three minutes and at least tell me you're not Fez!
Gay has suggested we do a new quiz, and i think he meant this one, which is quite similar to one i've done in the past, but presented in a much sweeter format. Let's face it, everyone on here is a drunk so let's fire it up again!
Get Your Drunk Personality at LiquidGeneration.com!
For the Captain on his b'day today, and the long string of our fellow Scorpio friends getting older (and wiser) this month:
SCORPIO Drinking Style
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savour in itself, and not as a personality altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
Drinking Buddies
Truman Capote, Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jodie Foster, Bill Gates, Jenny McCarthy, Megan Mullally, Demi Moore, Sylvia Plath, Owen Wilson, Tara Reid, Diddy.
Get your own alcohoroscope here.
Since we had already done the horror movie quiz, i became stuck with the task of finding a scarier quiz than that for this most hallowed of eves. I believe i have risen to that task. Just remember, he made Thrilluh. Thrilluh!
Which Michael Jackson Are You?
Since a lovely new nickname was christened last night, last week's title is sorta recycled, using new said name. And apparently i'm a gay fat italian guy in overalls?
What Video Game Character Are U?
Since Emily was requesting quizzes instead of songs at the last Fairmonts gig, this one is for her! Thankfully i came out fairly unscathed. Can you say the same? Saddle up, losers!
How Nerdy Are You?
I know we did one of these a ways back, with percentages and all that jazz, but this one gives you one straightup answer, bitches!
The Ultimate Star Wars Quiz/Test/Thing
I was offline for a couple of days with net problems, so i bring to you the ridiculous quiz of the week a day late. This should apply to about 100% of my friends, so let's see everyone hoist a drink and get to it!
What type of drink are you?
I still have a few of these left in the bag, so let's run'em out and see who's who!
Which horror movie character are you?
You need to do a little time warping for this one, but we all loved the John Hughes movies, right?
Which John Hughes movie character are you?
This one should be good for kicks, or any other type of S&M shit you might be into? I am apparently a traditional pervert, so kudos to anyone that comes out as a raging perv! (My money is on Killer for this one.)
How Perverted Are You?
This is a good one - all Flashed out and shit - make sure your sound is on and rock this quiz!!
What type of rocker are you?
Since Johnny is back in the spotlight with Chocolate Factory and all, i thought i'd present another stupid quiz in his honour. If anyone catches the movie this weekend, let me know how it is!
 | You Are Edward From "Edward Scissorhands." You are very shy and often misunderstood. Innocent, sweet, and artistic, you like to pass your days by daydreaming and expressing yourself through the arts. You are a truly unique individual. Unfortunately, you are quite lonely, and few people truly understand you. |
Take The Johnny Depp Quiz!
Your Taste in Music: |
| 80's Rock: Highest Influence |
| 90's Alternative: Highest Influence |
| Alternative Rock: Highest Influence |
| Classic Rock: Highest Influence |
| Hair Bands: Highest Influence |
| Punk: Highest Influence |
| 80's Pop: High Influence |
| 80's R&B: High Influence |
| Heavy Metal: High Influence |
| 80's Alternative: Medium Influence |
| 90's Pop: Medium Influence |
| Adult Alternative: Medium Influence |
| Gangsta Rap: Medium Influence |
| Old School Hip Hop: Medium Influence |
| Progressive Rock: Medium Influence |
| Ska: Medium Influence |
| 90's Hip Hop: Low Influence |
| 90's R&B: Low Influence |
| 90's Rock: Low Influence |
| Dance: Low Influence |
| R&B: Low Influence |
Happy Canada Day to all. For this occasion i present to you, via Amy, this little quiz - it's fun for the whole fam! 75% of our own slang is not too bad, but how did the prison slang get up there?
Your Slanguage Profile |
| Canadian Slang: 75% |
| New England Slang: 50% |
| Prison Slang: 50% |
| Aussie Slang: 25% |
| Victorian Slang: 25% |
| British Slang: 0% |
| Southern Slang: 0% |
Again from the Captain, as he now finally has his system online at home, comes a quiz not quite as stupid and irrelevant as the ones we normally do, as it was actually created by a shrink. Ok, so it has to do with Star Wars, which has more to do with our personalities than we think. It'll take a few minutes, but it will actually outline your psychological profile and provide you with the results as they relate to characters in the Star Wars universe. I'm a little bit Obi Wan, a little bit Vader, a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll. The rest of my results are posted here. Here's the test if you want to give it a shot. Just don't blame me if you have a bit of Leia in you. I did.
I was gonna hold off on this quiz and build a bigger and better lebowski quiz myself, which i will still do, but fuck it, i can't be worried about that shit. I took it, and what a shocker, i'm the dude, man. Or his dudeness or el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Try this quiz out, even if you believe in nothing!
P.S. - I have registered lebowskination.com for an upcoming tribute to the best film ever made. It will feature a lotta ins, a lotta outs and a lotta what-have-you's.
 | You scored as Romanticist. Romanticism encourages society to look backwards to find our solutions. Your rationale is that things were much better a few hundred years ago so we should thus look back to those times and replace them in our modern society. You believe in a simple life and that the complexities of the modern world have turned it upside down.
What is Your World View? created with QuizFarm.com |
I was just hitting some blog links and came across this cool quiz. Check it!
You're The Great Gatsby!
by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Having grown up in immense wealth and privilege, the world is truly at your doorstep. Instead of reveling in this life of luxury, however, you spend most of your time mooning over a failed romance. The object of your affection is all but worthless--a frivolous liar--but it matters not to you. You can paint any image of the past you want and make it seem real. If you were a color of fishing boat light, you would be green.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.
Here's another silly quiz. You know, the kind you can't resist taking when you see them on someone else's blog? Give'er!
Which Family Guy Character are you? Take the Quiz!
Spotted at This Chick. (Thanks Sarah!)
...that my first entry in over a month is a flippin' quiz, but this one looked groovy (thanks Amy!) so i gave it a shot. Aside from the gay colour that i ended up with and the fact i hate red, i think the description is kinda me, or at least my projected version of me. Try it and show your true colours! (Bad Cyndi Lauper reference forming in head...)
#FFF0F5 |
Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing. Your saturation level is very low - you have better things to do than jump headfirst into every little project. You make sure your actions are going to really accomplish something before you start because you hate wasting energy making everyone else think you're working. Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation. |
I haven't done a quiz in ages, but saw this one over at Maddy the quiz queen's site, and am killing a little time before work and this is as much motivation as i can muster up!
Which tarot card are you?
Of course with no knowledge of tarot cards, i have no idea what this actually means, or if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but "Emperor" sounds pretty cool to me!
As of Dec. 1st, my ugly mug has finally been posted on the illustrious Design is Kinky mugshot list. This is a very cool concept designed to bring out the faces behind the sites. It has also provided me with many new site hits and it's only been there for a day so far! Keep up the good work, guys! And for the ladies, in honour of this listing, i give to you the Are You Kinky? quiz. Cowbell is now kinky, are you?
In other news, i played an acoustic gig last night with Skinny Pete and Dan to a small but fun crowd. Seems it was for a pool league Christmas party and a bit of snow scared off some would-be partiers. We played a little bit of everything, from Down Under to Weightless, Sundown to Run Runaway, and Got You Where I Want You to a rousing medley of The Joker combined with Shaggy's "Angel". Good job there, Dan! The show also featured our first guest eggist, Mandy G, who rocked with us for Old Apartment and Down Under, and just couldn't get enough of that shakin' egg, so she came back at the end of the night for an encore performance. Shake, baby, shake. Thanks to Mandy, Janelle and Dave for droppin' by.
... i haven't done one of these in a long time, and i am killing some time as i wait for the latest CorelDraw to finish downloading so i can install it, i have done yet another stupid quiz, and as i suspected i'm more than halfway gone to the nuthouse already. Damn that Tim Horton's coffee to hell.
 | Slathering billycrickets! You are 52% |
insane! Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.
My cheesy quiz of the week... my movie sidekick! Oddly enough i seem to remember Stiles a lot better than i remember the Michael J. Fox masterpiece he's in!
Who's Your Movie Sidekick?
This goes out to my alcohol-loving friends that may have partied a tad too hard on friday night (what 8 hour shift on Sat?) in honour of their good friend Paula's pending departure to BC. Take the test and fess up, wasters!
What Kind Of Drunk Are You? >> Quit it, you're an Alcoholic!
- "I thought if we started drinking at 7 we'd be in a good mood by the time we got to the party."
What kind of drunk are you?
Nothing too wild and crazy today, but found this cool quiz - funny questions! And Tim Roth is cool, right?
 You talk fast, you think fast, you act fast. Stop. Calm Down. Drink some decaf and go back to hitting up liquor stores. Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz. |
and now i have proven it without doubt! I am a sex god. DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy, in fact.
"You are one sex-loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two." There's more...
Try it out:
Are you a sex god?
Are you a sex goddess?
Here's the rest...
"You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you've left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake."
Pretty restless at the moment - waiting for some calls, some job news, etc. So nothing monumental today except for the Lord of the Rings character quiz. Short and sweet, just like me apparently.... ?
 | Merry Brandybuck If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Merry, Hobbit, heir of the Brandybucks and a friend of Frodo's. In the movie, I am played by Dominic Monaghan. Who would you be? |
All the kids are doing it.... here are my results. Not so fond of the Arnold pic associated with a low-percentage geek, but hey, it's not my quiz. Dig it, and post your results in the "Comments" section here!
| You are 18% geek | |
 | OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you. |
Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com