I think i have created a fairly accurate representation of me, after a couple of bevvys, South Park styles! What do you think? Give it a shot yourself over at South Park Studios. It's in the 'games' area. If you want to save what you've created you have to take a screen capture; there doesn't appear to be a 'save' option. Sweet!

I hate coming across shit like this, because i can't NOT give it a shot. Anyway, 40 minutes later, i figured it out, so i guess that makes me a fucking genius. The mythology goes that Einstein wrote the puzzle, and 98% of the population can't solve it. That was enough to suck me in, and if you feel so compelled, give it a try. Saw this over at Kill Ugly Radio.

I'm just gonna stop apologizing for my sporadic posts and get on with it when i do! This is a funny little "game" that will quantify your boozing habits in volume, dollars and more! Try the Drink-O-Meter out for a good liquid laugh. Apparently i would have had a down payment on a house were i not out carousing for the past 10 years! Fuck'em. Let'em riot! We're Sonic fucking Death Monkey!

Sorry my first posting in like a month is so short, but i thought i'd share some good old-fashioned keyboard-style gaming with you. Click here to go streaking with Frank the Tank - Old School style! If you're like me and have seen the movie 100s of times already you will appreciate the the simple yet challenging task of retrieving 6-packs while running naked across a campus. Enjoy!

ps - I'm still alive and will be back with more soon - promise!

pss (or is it pps?) - This post brought to you by a cross-country guilt-tripping phone call from Paula - "Dude, your blog?!" Thanks Pauls!

psss - I had to slip in at least one posting in September!!

Just caught this link via Kill Ugly Radio. It's the Jim Morrison Simulatron! Fun for the whole family! Jim is back and in rare form. Try him out; amuse your friends! Check the image of Jim on each word, too - great Doors history tied in as well!

My buddy Killer Dave, still keeping shop over in Budapest, just sent me this link today. I haven't heard from him in over a month and this is the only contact i get - a bulk mailout to all his buddies recommending The Jive Server. And he's right, it's funny! So i'll forgive him for sending me a single joke email as his only form of contact in over a month and pass the fun on to you all. Thanks Dave!