As promised, after a long hiatus i am posting up a new top 5 for the lads to have a chuckle and bust some more balls after our what can only be deemed as epic stay at Joe Kools during the Canada/USA Gold Medal hockey game. A monster bill (see below), taps running dry, traitorous jerseys, free toques & beer cozys, beer-soaked swackets and lost voices can all be attributed to the glorious day. To anyone outside of our circle reading this, Gay, Vagina and Gerg are actual people. Killer and myself missed the list as we were completely out-gayed.
Top 5 Gayest Things Said During Gold Medal Game Day, Joseph Koolisky's, London ON, Feb. 28, 2010
- GAY (Vagina, referring to a ball hockey wager, states to Gay that he should but his hockey stick where his mouth is. Gay responds...) "Why don't i put my cock where your mouth is!"
- GAY "Do you want to know what the average midget penis size is?"
- VAGINA "Are you going to eat that celery?"
- VAGINA (As a soft aside to our server...) "Can i have a bunch of lime slices please?"
- VAGINA (Vag sees Brian Burke on the TV and states with all sincerity...) "That's a really nice haircut!"
Honourable Mentions - GERG: (Locating a toothpick-sized Canada flag within the shared wings, squeals out...) "Yay!"; GAY: (After Vag steals the second spare pickle of the day...) "That's my pickle!"; VAG (aside to Gerg, within what context i have no idea...) "I could grab your balls."
Posted by scotty at March 02, 2010 12:11 AMkiller goes to bat for the table and knocks one out!
Posted by: scotty on March 2, 2010 06:58 PMThat bar tab is already legendary, brother.
Posted by: The Baron on March 2, 2010 06:29 PMWaitress, very sincerely - "I am sorry but I cannot serve you guys any more jugs as you've reached your limit."
Killer: "Are you serious? I am actually feeling quite fine and in control...could we at least get one more for the overtime?"
Waitress: "OK, but that is it."
Killer: "YOU ROCK!"
Posted by: Killer on March 2, 2010 05:31 PM