It's a great time of year to party (as most times are), with weddings upon us, visitors from abroad, my 100th top 5 approaching, the return of football and hockey, and a thanksgiving long weekend a couple of weeks away. With all that said, let us list up the following...
Top 5 Fictional Party People
- Frank the Tank. The Tank knows how to party like it's 1999, and shows the kids how the old school does it. Beer bongs, streaking, sedatives, costumes, KY wrestling, blow-up dolls and re-gifting are all weapons in his vast arsenal of party tricks.
- Wooderson. The classic party gentleman, he never gets too dazed or confused while keeping the party shifting in various directions to see the night through to it's fullest potential, all while under the influence of a whole host of intoxicants.
- Eric 'Otter' Stratton. Otter is the consummate party professional. He does it right or he doesn't do it. Various triumphs include the ultimate toga party (it wasn't an orgy) and the Dean's wife. That was Eric Stratton. He was damn glad to meet you.
- Mike "Gandalf" Ganderson, The Party Wizard. "You just go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia."
- Dan O'Callahan. Dan elevated the ski party to the next level; he took it to the hills, the hot tubs and the bedrooms. It's almost that time of year when i dust off Hot Dog for it's annual airing. Perhaps i'll throw a party.
Oh Gay Jay...
typo-shmypo!!i speak\spell the language quite well thank you i just like to spice it up sometimes with slang-heaven forbid, please forgive me!
I was implying that Jeremy probaly paid them more b\c more people showed up to see\laugh at their gig so jeremy yes would of profitted from that therefore raising their earnings!
Mmm Vagina & Gay Jay I love it!! :)
Im going to go out of my way to make it to a gig asap so we can scrap!!
P.S
Whos the singer in the band??...
P.S.S
Please anyone any ideas of good pubs in Guelph(even creditable ones to work at possibly-aka regular good playing bands)XOXOXOX Love you Jay'N'Vagina ;)
this is quite the saga shaping up here. you guys will just have to all end up at the next dogs gig and have it out once and for all! of course if it's the next brass gig they'll sound extra good...
Posted by: scotty on October 5, 2006 01:20 PMOh Batman,
You of all people making reference to a typo. At least mine was a typo and not any of the ways you normally butcher the english language.
And money may mean nothing to you...but it sure does to a Bar owner/manager. They are not just going to hand out extra quid for no reason...kinda common sense there.
And if by sticking up for a buddy that means I have a crush on them...then I guess I do cause I'd do it for any of you fucking homos if I thought the situation warranted it.
Posted by: Jay on October 5, 2006 12:44 PMListing for the Captain-Secondary school teacher (Science)@Al Taqwa Islamic School
Ha!Ha! :)
and for the record money means nothing 2 me vagina...its the talent that turns heads...jeremy must of been in a giving mood!
Posted by: Batman on October 5, 2006 08:14 AMLearn how to spell triangle and I might let you dingle it...and get your lips off Vagina's dick for a chance and have your own opinion!!!
I'll take that comment very loosely seeing as Vagina loves Oasis...XOXO
P.S I better be impressed when I come 2 catcha a show...whens the next?
I think Gay has a crush on Vag!
Posted by: Killerov on October 5, 2006 02:38 AMHey Batman.....
One dig from one musician (captain) to another (vagina) who have actually seen each other play and have a mutaul musical respect (use the term loosely...ha ha) is one thing. For you to make a comment is almost as ignorant as your knowledge of music.
Let us know the date for your gig playing the traingle for the kindegarten class comes up.
Posted by: Jay on October 5, 2006 12:08 AMAnd for the record enough people showed up and enjoyed the fucking show that Jeremy paid us well more than he originally agreed to....now kindly go fuck yourself
Posted by: metal vagina on October 4, 2006 01:27 AMBatman until you come and see it will you please shut the fuck up
Posted by: metal vagina on October 4, 2006 01:17 AMDid anyone show up for Vaginas Brass gig? Do tell me please if it was comparible to Lonny Chicago's(Lonny Eyes)Sunday Zeppelin\PJ events...:)
Posted by: Batman on October 3, 2006 02:48 PMHA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!Sad but true :)
anyone see the Zeppelin vinyl box set...mmm
Only because every other band in Southwestern Ontario was booked.
Posted by: The Captain on October 3, 2006 03:40 AMI sure do.....we played our first show there in Sept. and he has booked us for a bunch more (including last Friday)
Posted by: metal vagina on October 2, 2006 05:18 PMVagina plays @ the Brass now?WTF!!
Holy long time no talk Steve-O...
Speaking of long time no talks wheres Robynator been on cowbell???? :(
XOXO
Any big gigs 4 Thanksgiving wkd???
Marty.... what do you mean you're fat? Dude don't let those fashion magazines give you a negative self-image..........
Posted by: the-bri-man on September 30, 2006 03:53 PMi've started running cause im fat ... 3 times a week right now and sometimes i ride bike on off days ...and i work 40-50 hours a week :) lovs ya
Posted by: marytparty on September 29, 2006 08:58 PMThat fucking suitcase was a lot more than 70lbs...thats for damn sure...and yeah I have to agree with you it was pretty stupid considering it was 3 months after my knee surgery...but have beer....instant stupidity.
Posted by: Jay on September 29, 2006 04:09 PMnot fictional, but the best i've seen
1 the king of fingering and making with chicks
2 dark world Scotty ......after the quad
3 the original, dark world Lou ....after the tab
4 drunk captain ......once he's on he's fuckin ON
5 Gay ....since it's so easy to make him do stupid shit, like carrying 70 pounds of metal up 4 flights of stairs.......lol. your welcome scotty!
What time do you and Steve go on at The Brass Door?
Posted by: Jay on September 29, 2006 02:40 PMThanks Vagina,
Least I didn't have to come up with excuses why I couldn't be there on the Sunday............and if you want to ding me for running 5-6 days a week...be my guest...ouch.
Posted by: Jay on September 29, 2006 02:38 PMThat's sooooo impressive Gay! You're sooooooo dreammmmy!
Posted by: metal vagina on September 29, 2006 01:24 PMThanks Killerov,
But the walking was for some of the lazy f's. Since I am training for a half marathon in three weeks and a marathon in the spring....runnig 5km's is like you having two beers and expecting to be drunk.
Give me a buzz Bri-man if you decide to run it.
Cheers,
Posted by: Jay on September 29, 2006 11:47 AMLazy Fucker?
Posted by: the-bri-man on September 29, 2006 10:40 AMJAY, that's the most intelligent/inspiring post you have ever done...WELL DONE MATE! So I hope all you LONDONERS get off yur ass and walk w/Jay.
Cheers JAY!
Posted by: Killerov on September 29, 2006 08:55 AMim goin w\mom\aunts and nana :)
Posted by: batman on September 29, 2006 08:33 AMNot sure what everyone's plan is for Sunday. But if you lazy fuckers aren't too hungover....go to Springbank Park and Run/Walk the Run for a Cure. I am sure all of you knows someone that has been affected by Breast Cancer.
Posted by: Jay on September 28, 2006 05:02 PMcheck IT out...
Wednesday November 29, 2006
Classic Albums Live - Led Zeppelin II
Sanderson Centre, Brantford - 88 Dalhousie St.
Classic Rock 103.9 The Hawk presents Classic Albums Live - Led Zeppelin II in it's entirety! Note for Note, Cut for Cut - November 29th!
Tickets: $25 - available at the Sanderson Centre Box Office, or call 1.800.265.0710
Mmmm...
sweetness!every friday forever?because the boy and I are in the works of deciding where were moving to come December and Guelph has been a big possibility BUT i wanted to make sure The Fairmonts\Gentlemen were still going 2 be nearby!! :) xoxox...
Posted by: batman on September 28, 2006 08:34 AMwhy yes, friday night in fact. check the website, check the myspace - she's posted baby! molly blooms guelph will never be the same after friday's rock show.
Posted by: scotty on September 28, 2006 08:08 AMHEY!does anyone from the london musical crew play in guelph ever????????????????????????????????
Posted by: batman on September 28, 2006 08:03 AMhahahahahahaha sorry man!to each their own!xoxo
Posted by: batman on September 28, 2006 08:02 AMBatman...you should have pulled a Cozstanza and walked out of the room whilst you were on a high. Home Alone is a WEAK one...I mean Man you were grasping. Who's next Elmo? Barney perhaps?
Posted by: Killerov on September 28, 2006 01:55 AMwhy would u love agreeing w\someone whos always right!!
#5-home alone little dude-throws a damn good fake party included w\human like cardboard manniquin's dancing in the moonlight!
Great lists thus far, you guys have covered the majority of individuals that take the cake so im gonna just throw in movies that have some solid partiers.
1) Half baked - i wanna talk to sampson
2) Varsity blues - puke and rally and stolen cop cars
3) Van wilder - he can throw a mean party
4) wedding crashers - the first half of the movie for sure
5) fubar - I hate agreeing with batman but it reminds me of home
honorable mention - Robert Carradine (revenge of the nerds) raped a chick and she thought it was so good she didn’t even care that he just raped her ... way to take what you want! great message for the kids
honourale mention to
Fuck! How could I forget Rodney Dangerfield in Caddy Shack..."Let's Dance!"
Posted by: Killerov on September 27, 2006 08:16 AMfar out. i think i'm close, but not 100% fictional.
Posted by: scotty on September 27, 2006 07:26 AMI'm retracting Dark-world Scotty. I'm adding Billy Blaze as my new #5. Sorry Scotty, but I know you'll understand.
Posted by: The Captain on September 27, 2006 12:27 AMBARNEY from the Simpson's - "you don't drink to solve your problems....you drink to enchance your social skills....BURP!"
PETER GRIFFIN - "Lois you have a sick mind!"
"Peter I was talking about making love" "Oh sorry Lois, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money"
THE BLUES BROTHERS - Elwood-"its 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we are wearing sunglasses"
Jake - "Hit It!!"
CARL SPECKLER - "wait up girls, I got a salami I gotta hide still!"
JOHN "BLUTO" BLUTARSKY" - throws a six pack into Flounders Hands "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily"
Posted by: Jay on September 26, 2006 05:16 PM#4-partying Fubar style and "sharting" :)
Posted by: bATMAN on September 26, 2006 04:58 PM1. John Winger--"Lee Harvey...you are a mad man."
2. The Channel 4 News Team--they're kind of a big deal.
3. Trent & Sue--coctails first...questions later.
4. Barry--Jack could play him, it would bring the house down.
5. Dark-world Scotty--sometimes I wish he was fictional; a cross of Frank the Tank and O'Bannion.
#1-Russell Hammond in Almost Famous-partying till the sun comes up w\highschoolers almost costing him his life("Im on drugs")aswell as his musical career(drive home on the bus "Tiny Dancer")
#2-Sapphire in Almost Famous-"DOES ANYONE REMEMBER LAUGHTER"..enough said..plus not even eating all the steak and taking birth control-lol
#3-Adam Sandler in Billy Madison
#4&5 still to come...
the donger need food!
Posted by: scotty on September 26, 2006 07:25 AM1)The TANK has it hands down!
2)Long Duck Dong coming in at second...no more yanky my wanky!
3)Clitz did quite well whilst crashing a porn festival...feeling tits, getting chased by a wrestler porn star and landing in cake.
4)Russell Hammond...this lamp is real, you are real, etc.
5)Ogar...hates nerds and loves beer!