I usually try and stimulate some type of (semi) intelligent conversation within the top 5's that goes immediately to shit anyway, so this week i'm just gonna let it all hang out and resort to the primal instincts. Killer, porns don't qualify here; they are a topic (perhaps upcoming) unto themselves!
Top 5 Hottest Actresses in Film
- Scarlett Johansson. She's fab in Lost in Translation, looks promising in some recent shit i haven't seen yet, became Woody Allen's new muse, and had the 'balls' to pose nude for Vanity Fair's Hollywood edition. Far out!
- Elisha Cuthbert. If she didn't make every thirtysomething schmo want to start a frat with her Old School appearance, try calling on The Girl Next Door. Am i wrong, Killer? Plus, she's Canuckian!
- Jessica Biel. She came out with a coked-up bang in The Rules of Attraction, and now gets calls for roles that Scarlett has probably already turned down. I want to dig The Illusionist though, it looks cool.
- Salma Hayek. Desperado got the ball rolling, and the deal was sealed with the "i'd give my left nut to drink liquor from her toes" scene in From Dusk Till Dawn. Do you think Quentin wrote himself into that scene by accident? Genius! Kudos to Chilli for reminding me that i almost let this one slip by. What a girl!
- Rachel Bilson. The Last Kiss will explain what i'm talkin' about. She's a little college cutie that caused me undue harm in the theatre.
fuck yeah westmount is coming home!!
Posted by: scotty on September 22, 2006 10:21 AM1. zhang ziyi .. you know the hot chick in crouching tiger and rush hour two ...i have been living in asia for to long i have caught the yellow fever.
2. yoon jin kim - from shiri ...(more popular as Sun in tv's lost)
3. lucy liu
4. elisha cuthbert
5. jessica alba
see you dudes soon coming home tomorrow
1. Reese Witherspoon
2. Natalie Portman
3. Winona Ryder
4. Robin Wright-Penn
5. Famke Janssen
In the words of Steve Buziak: Mmmmmmm....
Posted by: The Captain on September 22, 2006 03:13 AMNice links Marty Party.....good to see you're up to your usual "Sut and Paste" grammatical standards once again haha
Posted by: metal vagina on September 21, 2006 10:05 PMGreat lists guys, its a hard list to fuck up unless you put julia roberts on here are a few links to state my point ... please sut and paste in if it does show up as a link
http://www.usmagazine.com/node/1082
){kind=link}
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0107290/Ss/0107290/5?path=gallery&path_key=0107290
Posted by: marty party on September 21, 2006 09:44 PMNow for the definitive list
1. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Katherine Heigl
3. Ali Landry
4. Rachel Bilson
5. Nicole Eggert
Honourable mention to Jessica Alba, I tried baby, but I just couldn't fit 'ya in.
Julia Roberts= Blech
I was going to put Jamie Pressly on my list until I saw this atrocity
1-reece witherspoon
2-charlize theron
3-jessica simpson
4-kate hudson
5-rebecca romijn(stamos)
honerable mention=definitly too hot not to be honerably mentioned...miss julia roberts you idiots...as darth stated "timeless beauty"...all kids grow up watching their first sexually related pretty woman experience...comparible to sharon stone in basic instinct!
now lets get onto the top 5 hottest actors...:)
Holy shit guys!!!! How the fuck did these girls not make anyones list?
1.JESSICA ALBA
2.KATE BECKINSALE
3.ANGELINA JOLIE
4.CHARLIZE THERON
5.WINONA RYDER-CUTE, SEXY, SLIGHTLY DERANGED!
Best List Ever!!!
You are all demented!!!! Scotty's list was all wrong... by the way Scotty, Julia's beauty is timeless
Posted by: Darth Bunker on September 20, 2006 08:43 PMrachel leigh cook was the shiznit back in tha day! she probably still is, just haven't seen her in much. great call there, man.
Posted by: scotty on September 20, 2006 06:25 PMScotty you got the list nailed for sure and by nailed i mean ... im gonna try not to repeat
1) Keira Knightley a little too thin now but a sexy bitch none the less
2) Kate Hudson - just like half Japanese girls she does it to me every time
3)Kind of a duplicate - The OC line up - Scotty you gotter right with Rachel Bilson but how can u pick just her when there is Samaire Armstrong, kelly rowan, mischa barton,autumn reeser list goes on and on - i only watch the show season one then things started getting raw and i was forced to stop
4)Rachel mc adams - ill give the London girl some probs fuckin smokin in wedding crashers
5)Rachel leigh cook - always remember shes all that and its not because of great plot and cinematography
I dont think its fair to let father time let these beauts go unmentioned either
1) halle berry mmm chocolate
2) courntey thorne smith - watched summer school and revenge of the nerds 2 way to many times because of this chick
3) cast of desperate house wives - basically the OC for older dudes that feel like they are doin somethin wrong tuggn to the oc
4) Meg ryan always stands out as a beauty from the past
5) last but not least JESSICA RABBIT prob the hottest cartoon character of all time ... unless your into anime porn
Scotty, I gotta back you on this one those 5 of yours are smokin'!
Posted by: metal vagina on September 20, 2006 09:49 AMof course he disagrees with you, you're wrong! i will give kudos to your 4 and 5, however, and perhaps your 2, if i was making this list 15 years ago.
Posted by: scotty on September 20, 2006 07:22 AMScotty, your list is weak... I can only agree with the Bilson. Scarlett Johansson is lucky that this isn't the top 5 best actresses because she definitely would not have made the cut(Match Point - Worst acting ever)
1. Naomi Watts
2. Julia Roberts
3. Rachel McAdams
4. Rachel Weisz
5. Sienna Miller
Jessica Biel is an ugly piece of shit. Infact, she should be on your top 5 ugliest people ever list. Have you ever seen 7th heaven? (apparently Justin disagrees with me)
Posted by: Darth Bunker on September 20, 2006 12:15 AM