So how was everybody's long weekend?
Top 5 Long Weekend Happenings
- We had 3 bags of grass, 78 ounces of vodka, a quart of Jack, a quart of Sambuca, a 40 of Crown, 6 bottles of wine, reds, whites.... Also 7 cases of beer and a 26er of rum. The only thing that worried me was the rum. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a rum n' coke binge, and i knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
- The Ultimate Cottage Dance Party. I dusted off some of my old Mo' Gravy moves and got the fuck down.
- The Standing Pass. I apparently passed out standing up, while still nodding my head rocking out to the jams, while my beer slipped out of my hand and crashed to the floor, waking me back up again. See point 1 for clarification.
- Phil Spiderman. Seasons 1-8 of Friends were available for DVD viewing, so everyone's fave episodes were searched out and watched. I was looking for the "His name's not... Phil Spiderman, he's a spider-MAN!" conversation, and found it 5 minutes from the end of the last episode we watched. Far fucking out.
- The Man. Damon Allen set professional football's all time passing yardage record during the Argos thrashing of the Ticats in the annual Labour Day Classic.
Honourable Mention - Chilli recovered from illness in time to hit up the Keg for dinner, only to have to nurse a 4-drink hangover the following day during the 90210 marathon. Way to go baby!
Posted by scotty at September 05, 2006 07:17 AM
little late gettin in but im here none the less
1) seeing that gays running is really paying off as he ran from his woman while at the office just like a high school temper tantrum
2)watching how happy vag was to beat me in madden in the champ game, i was up so much at the half i was enjoying my beers way too much and didnt respect his game enough - from now on when im up ill live by the russians motto "i must break you"
3)since everyone else has ref. the mr robo homo dance, i will too, however i thought the best part was a dude that thought he was too cool for school and spat beer at the dancing queen repeatedly - no amount of beer spit could break the concenration of a pro at work
4)the visit from chris's wife - it was my first time meeting the britney spears hit me baby one more time look alike - only difference is this britney is gonna have back problems instead of dropping baby problems
5)jerki jen and lor drove from c town for dinner and drinks ... successfuly kept bri man out of my sister
Ya Vagina you mentioned tits(as per usual)...but notice how you failed to mention touching them!!Just a thought...
Long wkd=Friday @ Brass Door w\mom..her new bf and Jay(my bf)then Taps on Talbot and ended the nite by Jay convincing the Pizza delivery guy to drive us home then drinking more around the fire and not being able to sleep b\c of the stupid spins
Saturday-chilled w\Jays sister which is also one of my best friends and drank @ local bar...yes in the boonies :)
Sunday-Chilled all day prolly drank @ nite...peace XOXO
I don't konw how I felt about watching 3 hrs of Entourage but Martin's burgers and potato salad were one of the weekends highlights. It's just too bad I got too see them again(the burgers) at 4am when they came up and out of me like a projectile. Call the office was pretty sweet.... I had forgotten about the Mr Roboto dancer until Sherk just reminded me....
Hey Vag...is he more fucked than "the Stomper"? Ah the ol'Office!
Posted by: Killerov on September 6, 2006 09:30 AMnice. i've had the quad, but never the quad fisting. (getting 4 beers for the stage notwithstanding.) impressive not only alcoholically, but logistically as well.
Posted by: scotty on September 6, 2006 07:05 AMOh I almost forgot, an honourable mention to my first ever quadruple-fisting of drinks
Posted by: metal vagina on September 5, 2006 09:48 PMHmmm good topic....
1. Coming back from three touchdowns down to beat Martin in overtime in the champinship game of our post-hangover Madden tourney
2. Various ladies/pickups/close calls, various sets of ginormous tits that I will not indulge further information on this family website
3. The request list....at the Friday gig someone came up with the brilliant idea of giving us a request sheet which contained many songs, none of which we knew....so we proceeded to wing all of them for a minumum of one verse....and fairly admirably if I don't say so myself
4. The gay dude at Call the Office who dances to Mr. Roboto.....you've gotta see this shit to believe it
5. Did I mention tits?
What's a long weekend?
Posted by: Killerov on September 5, 2006 09:29 AM5. The pre-drink at Sherk's began with a non-stop viewing of HBO's Entourage....followed by some sweet BBQ'd burgers and potato salad. But times have changed and instead of busting out the groves on the turntable as in days of old at the Palace (RIP)....Marty's Ipod was the weapon of choice.
4. Soccer Friendly Match.....well my friendly soccer match on Sherk's front lawn never did develop....probably because his globe was going to be used by me as the soccer ball....I thought it brought a new meaning to World Cup of Soccer.
3. Getting to "Call the Office" in time to enjoy the $2.25 drinks before 11pm is always a sweet deal. This allowed for a much earlier drunk departure to the dance floor.....where the moves were busted to the liking of George Michael, Joy Division, Depress Mode...etc.
2. Either I am getting older (or as Vag would probably say...getting gayer) but I don't recover as quickly as I used to. Unlike back in the day when Vag and I pulled the 2 day benders every weekend. I didn't get up until 1:30 and I blew off my run. I sat my Forrest Gump running ass on the couch watched movies all day and ate chips and dip for breakfest.
1. And finally...call me sappy or corny...but it was great to see my g/f Daniela off to her first day of teaching Grade 6 at her new school this morning. It was a great way to end a great long weekend.
Posted by: Jay on September 5, 2006 07:49 AMThe McDonald's for lunch & the 11 hours of Project Runway also helped a great deal. 4 drink hangovers suck!
Posted by: chilli on September 5, 2006 07:48 AM