The singers are on hold for a week, i had to drop this one in...
Marty Party's Top 5 BBQ Party Rules
- BYOC - Bring Your Own Cooler. This allows for the luxury of carrying your booze and storing your wallet and keys in a safe, enclosed container as to avoid misplacement once the drinks start flowing.
- The Corey Hart Rule - sunglasses at night.
- Proper Bathroom Etiquette. If the inside john is free, use it, but open the window so you can still join the party while peeing. If said john is occupied, the back of the yard is your friend.
- No ice = stronger beverage.
- Keep the party moving. Socialize, flirt, joke and relocate the party when necessary. Continue to drink in excess while impressing friends and passersby with feats of strength.
Someday you too will need one Vag and unfortunatly yes Killer I do agree w\you his choice of shirt when I saw him showed him bearing man-boobs!Meh...
P\s Aside from ScAtty-the-great has anyone else witnessed whos on the cover of the rolling stone...XOXOXO
Batman.....the "bro" is a Seinfeld reference, otherwise known as a "Man-ssiere", a support garment for men with man-boobs.....
Posted by: metal vagina on August 11, 2006 03:26 AMi think you would fit in at any shindig buddy. thanks for being you! any other party rules that come to mind?
Posted by: scotty on August 11, 2006 02:46 AMYO Scotty, what an honor to have the top 5 be in my name...tear. Good job remembering all the key events and quoting accurately. Did batgirl say that I would be the only one that would fit in at her country shin dig … hmmm go figure
Posted by: marty party on August 10, 2006 11:16 PMNicely done Killer!!!XOXO
"Bro"???...
Saw Rob Plant last night in Budapest...he played on the second stage whilst Frans Ferdinan was playing on the main stage. Dude needs a "Bro".
Posted by: Killerov on August 10, 2006 05:37 AMYes Zeppelin is the perfect BBQ\bonfire\camping tuneage but like what the fuck are you like talking about like with the 'like' comment?!?
Vaginas cordially un-invited b\c all my girl friends will be in danger of being hit on all nite..possibly even some of the dudes and especially my 13 year old sister and her friendz!
Batman's idea of a fun BBQ= listening to 8 hours of Led Zeppelin and saying the word "like" every fourth word.....sounds like a blast!
Posted by: metal vagina on August 9, 2006 04:24 PMEasy does it their horses not cows!!JK
yeah, but jerking off cows doesn't appeal to us city folk...
Posted by: scotty on August 9, 2006 02:36 PMDoes that include a Banjo....Deliverence style???
Posted by: Jay on August 9, 2006 11:56 AMDoes that include a Banjo Delivernce style???
Posted by: Jay on August 9, 2006 11:55 AMCity BBQ's are so different compared to what Ive grown up to in the country!City BBQ's almost sound boring...having to entertain yourself w\stupid hats\pretending to piss on your friends\limiting your spills\having a cd player at all-from scAtty's list he seems to be the only dude I could bring to a 'country' BBQ and not have 2 worry about him!!!ha!ha!
BYOB is the only priority out here and the more the better!!!!!!!
XOXO
Yeah Vagina, look at what happened when Em got ahold of the CD player...fucking Monkees...
Posted by: The Captain on August 9, 2006 01:16 AMsweet!!! i'd better check my bathroom floor now...
Posted by: scotty on August 8, 2006 10:17 PM1. Critique and debate over the hosts music/mixtape selection is a must......on a side note, never EVER let a girlfriend select a cd without proper supervision.
2. There must be at least 3 guys hitting on the single girl at the BBQ.....if there are 2 single women, there should be at least 6 guys hitting on her, etc.
3. One patty is never enough for one burger....under ANY circumstances
4. Get the first spill out of the way early....it will relieve all sorts of pressure to not spill later on in the night
5. When pissing with the window open, imagine that you are pissing all over the guests at the BBQ, or maybe one or two of the guests, and try to not miss the bowl because of your laughter.....if this fails, piss behind the shed and do the same
nice listing gay. there was indeed giggling and texting, as well as feats of strength, but alas no large foam cowboy hats.
Posted by: scotty on August 8, 2006 01:59 PMBYOC-bring your own chair....no one likes a chair stealer at teh BBQ!
Everyone should take a turn attending to the BBQ unless you really suck....in which case you can get a beverage for someone that is at the BBQ.
The Gay Rule - some feat of strength must be accomplished or something must be broken for it to be a true BBQ shindig.
The Vagina Rule - Vag must be drunk enough that he is in his little girl giggle mode. We all know that means mad calls and texts on the cell will be beginning and dancing to Geroge Michael at Call the Office will be quick to follow.
Crazy Hat - without fail there is always someone with the crazy hat at a BBQ party...whether its a moosehead....beer can holders...etc. A BBQ party is not complete without the crazy hat person.
Scott/Nat...sorry I could not attend the house warming BBQ...I was in Wallaceburg helping the folks paint the house. Hope to catch ya soon!
Posted by: Jay on August 8, 2006 01:11 PM