And now, for something completely different...
Top 5 Tips for Comfortable Public Washroom Use
- Isolation. If you can track down the set of washrooms that are farthest off the beaten path, you'll be more likely to find a crapper that doesn't already have the seat pre-papered. If you can find the 'family' john with the lockable door, all the better!
- Use the 'big' stall. If you are forced to select from a series of stalls, use the one on the end with the railing. 9.5 times out of 10 it won't have to be pressed into service while you're a shameful occupant.
- Wait for a finish. If there are others present, which makes for the most uncomfortable of situations, use it to your advantage. Wait for a flush, sink or hand dryer to spring into action to provide cover for your serious business.
- Make some noise. A well timed cough, snort, stomp, belt jiggle or paper rip will provide a bit of accompaniment for the final push.
- Space it out. Never, whether sitting or standing, occupy an adjacent unit if there's room for a buffer.
thats all i wanted thanx scAtty!xoxoxoxo
fyi. the fairmonts have a website, and vag has a myspace. this information is readily available to the general public! i think the captain and goose are at barneys if that helps you any.
Posted by: scotty on May 25, 2006 06:27 PMVagina-any gig 2morro buddy??anyone???
I wish I were in London 2nite :(
Might have 2 be a Brass nite Friday IF NO ONE TELLS ME WHERE THE F THEIR PLAYIN!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Whatever you do, don't call out her name when spankin' it!
What?
Big Love.
london on friday boyz..any gigs?im wasted and i have heart burn from jack n apples!miss you's XOXOXOXOOO
Posted by: batman on May 25, 2006 12:46 AMhey janet! a little late on the gas thing eh! ah well great to hear from you; better late than never! all good down here. drop me a line if you have a minute. cheers!
Posted by: scotty on May 24, 2006 11:36 PMHey there Scottie: couldn't find the button to reply to the question of the day..but yes I did run out of gas...more than once.
I used to drive a beat up old Ford Pinto when i first moved to Canada...the gas gauge was dead so i had to guess how much was left. I guessed one day that I had enough gas to get to Port Stanley. WRONG!. I only had enough to get onto the bridge just before the bell rang to let a boat through!!! ARRRGGGGH.
Hope things are cool with you, cool site...Janet in TO
Posted by: Janet on May 24, 2006 11:46 AMyou bastards and the secret of the lone gunman!
Posted by: scotty on May 24, 2006 07:00 AMLOL...I have just pissed myself. I cannot stress the following enough:
1. Be sure the lid is down to avoid the plunge!
2. Be sure the seat is free of all Urine/Pubes!
3. Be sure the floor in front of the bowl is dry to avoid that unsightly wet spot!
4. Be sure not to tell your friends about the Lone Gunman to avoid them form occupying it when you need to go yourself.
5. Always, and I mean Always carry a pack of Kleenex in your pocket for those emergency dumps!
\m/ Happy Dumping!
Posted by: Killerov on May 24, 2006 03:53 AM