This one was brought on by the 80s theme from last week. I have consciously avoided veering into the cock rock genre as that would turn into a top 50 and is a category unto itself. I'm thinking more of the vintage 80s synth/pop/dance type of shit that dominated outside the mighty realm of metal. Let's like, totally do this!
Top 5 Songs From the 80s
- Jungle Love - The Time. Morris Day was the coolest motherfucker ever.
- Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Frankie says Relax.
- Darling Nikki - Prince. The original sexy motherfucker.
- Obsession - Animotion. Saturday Night's Main Event, baby!
- Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' - MJ. Back when Mike was the true King.
Another Gin?
Bend Over.
LOL!!
oops!
Posted by: batman on May 1, 2006 03:11 PMas i was stating 2 killer earlier on msn that im going 2 PJ concert9may 19th) just 2 see for myself and prove 2 killer'n' vag...ill have a detailed list of needs of improvement and pic...ill either be sleeping of boredom or completly fucked up pretending im @ zepp show-love u killer XOXO
p\s hey maybe plant will join on stage seeing as our worlds have collided once before :)
as i was stating earlier 2 killer on msn that im going 2 PJ concert just 2 see for myself and prove that ill be either sleeping of boredom or fucked right up pretending im @ zepp show :) ill have detail lata(may 19th show)and pics and maybe a list of needs of improvement ;) love u killer XOXO
Posted by: batman on May 1, 2006 03:08 PMPAGE & PLANT REUNITE JUNE 30TH IN SWITZERLAND FOR SOME RECORD LABEL TRIBUTE\IN HONOR SHITE!!!ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY ON 94.7 WTF...WHO WANTS 2 FLY W\ME!!:) XOXO
Posted by: Batman on April 30, 2006 09:10 AMKwik recap:
Video Killed the Radio Star - 1979 (I'm old, I remember).
Fight For Your Right, Final Countdown - You can get no more COCK than Europe and I just hope that Rick Rubin and Kerry King don't find out that you are lumping "Liscenced to Ill" in with synth pop. Those cats are scarey lookin' :P
The Message??? Pretty sure that was the 70's as well.
Oh Sherry??? WTF??? Wasn't that from the album, "I Can't Believe it's Not Journey - Light?"
Killer, I don't wanna feel your drunken anything you Pearl Jam lovin' child molestor you - LOL!!!
And can we puhlease keep Scotty's private parts outta future posts huh? Obsessed much Gay? LMAO!!
And finally, Ok - so the Dead recorded outta tune albums and "Touch of Grey"... Why do these magazines sponsored by Coke and McDonalds feel the need to keep pissin and moanin' about it? Is it because the boys made enough money to snort bowlin' balls nightly and fucked more pussy than James Brown without their help maybe huh??? Just a thought.
Big Love.
Fuck you all....it's a shame you guys never get to feel my drunken absinth feelings as they rock! BTW, GAY, it's hard to have an instalment of the drunking hot stove when Vag is not loged on da fucking skype!
P.S. Vag...i want a copy of the new PJ, can I take it home before the on sale?
....man, Roger Waters is playing at Red Square June 24.....I can't fucking wait!
it's sadly true. the dead's american beauty and most of workingman's dead are the only albums that can stand on their own as great records. but really, you need to see them live.
Posted by: scotty on April 29, 2006 05:51 PMBy the way Killer, surprisingly enough the new Pearl jam record doesn't suck.
Posted by: metal vagina on April 29, 2006 05:50 PMFrom Blender magazine, the 11th worst thing to happen to music....and I quote...."You really have to see them live" - First heard muttered by a proselytizing Grateful Dead fan sometime around minute 13 of the studio version of Terrapin Station Pt. 1, this refelctive, defensive cry has been long used as an excuse for the existence of reams of irretrievably dull Phish, Widespread Panic and Moe records. If your studio albums feel limp compared with your live show, don't put them out.
Posted by: metal vagina on April 29, 2006 02:27 PMrock it gently 2nite vagina!
trying 2 finalize a car deal and i took mine off the road 2 sell so she aint gonna make it 2nite...next one!
play some zepp xoxo
Anyone gonna head to Taps tomorrow to see Soft Rock Vagina?
Killer.....you gonna be up for your drunk Moscow version of Satelite Hotstove? Just rememebr what time Mc Dee's closes so you don't end up with Grill Cheeses again..ha ha. Did you close that deal?
Posted by: Jay on April 28, 2006 09:05 PMmullets are hot-still are if u rock it right :) but rat tails in my era was where it was at!!
Posted by: batman on April 28, 2006 08:38 AMSteve-o's right about the mullet. Everyone should post a picture. Business in the front, party in the back!
Posted by: Lou on April 28, 2006 07:49 AMThe Mullet is huge in Moscow....fucking losers! Even the chicks are fucking getting them!
Posted by: Killerov on April 27, 2006 12:52 PMgod's honest truth i'm sure we all had mullets in the 80's, yes, even the captain! and captain; yes, wheels! don't act like you've never been!
Posted by: Steve-O on April 27, 2006 12:02 PMSteve-O Im gonna fuck you up!
xoxo
Steve-o. 20 bucks if you post your mullet picture from the 80's.
Posted by: Lou on April 27, 2006 08:22 AMRollerskating at Wheels--holy shit!
Posted by: The Captain on April 27, 2006 02:36 AMSteve-O, I was at the Huey Lewis show too! Who would've thought.......
Posted by: metal vagina on April 26, 2006 06:35 PMjustine fucked it up once again.
pop goes the world - men without hats
take on me - a-ha
raspberry beret - prince - roller skating at wheels!
huey lewis -anything, seeing as he was my first music obsession! saw him live in 87' at exhibition place......lol my first concert ever!
electric avenue - eddy grant
i think you have me confused with long duck dong.
Posted by: scotty on April 25, 2006 10:38 PM
1. Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung (everybody Wang Chung tonight!)
2. We've Got the Beat - Go Go's
3. Photograph - Flock of Seagulls (you can't have a cheesy 80's list without the flock).
4. Take on Me - Aha
5. Eat It - Weird Al Yanokovic (because MJ was never cool)
Honorable Mention: Shout - Tears for Fears, Man in Motion (theme from St. Elmo's Fire) - ha!, And We Danced - Hooters
Posted by: amy on April 25, 2006 08:33 PMI'm a good listener Scotty...don't worry I won't tell anyone.
Posted by: Jay(Gay) on April 25, 2006 07:37 PMgay seems to know alot about short dicked men...
Posted by: scotty on April 25, 2006 07:11 PMHey vagina, that's elder statesman.
Posted by: Lou on April 25, 2006 06:39 PMcant forget david bowies the jean jeanie!
WHOA!WHOA!WHOA!Bri-man she aint over till the fat lady sings...and today that can be me :)
i was going to let zeppelin slide for a blog but since bri-man is going thru withdrawl lets see here...
fool in the rain and were gonna groove :) XOXO luv yas
WOW ...11 posts without a reference to Led Zeppelin.... We have a new record!!!!
Posted by: the bri man on April 25, 2006 03:35 PMWith all due respect old man, what follows is, in fact, THE definitive list:
1. Corey Hart- Never Surrender
2. Tears for Fears- Shout
3. Glass Tiger- The Thin Red Line
4. Huey Lewis and the News- The Power of Love
5. Steve Perry- Oh Sherry
Short Dick Man by Sticky Fingers is from the 90's Batman...;)
Posted by: Jay(Gay) on April 25, 2006 02:27 PMDuran Duran - Rio
Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
Grandmaster Flash - The Message
MJ - Billie Jean
Toto - Africa
holy sweet ass selections boyz(jessies girl\new girl now) :) love it!
what about "Dont dont dont dont dont dont dont want no short dicked man..teeny weeni yellow polka dot bikini" ha!ha!ha!robyn vickie n i used 2 crank that shit on our road trips 2 windsor :)
f'n'a...is it 80s tho-lol-
Lou, you are the master! Well done mate!
Posted by: Killerov on April 25, 2006 12:23 PMAs the elder statesman here, I belive this to be the definitive list.
1. Boom Boom (Let's Go Back To My Room)- Paul Lekakis. 80's pimpin'
2. Echo beach- Martha & the muffins. Far away in time!
3.Down under- Men at work. Still brings a smile to my face.
4. West end girls- Pet shop boys. Cool fucking song.
5. Jessie's girl- Rick Springfield. Classic cheese!!!
I feel really fucking old right now.
1. New Girl Now: Honeymoon Suit - I fucking still love da shit!
2. You Spin Me Round: Dead or Alive - Ray Gun favourite. (since we're not doing da metal)
3. Fight for your Right: Beastie Boys - the real Godfathers of Rap/Funk/Metal!
4. Holiday: Madonna - I loved her look in this era!
5. Final Countdown - Still a huge favourite in Prague...can't get more synth than this!
cant read that shite :)
i was a sparkle in my moms eye im surprised my dad had any active sperm-lol-
FINE 1982 was a great year then :) xoxoxo
Ah Batman...you were nutting but a sperm in your daddy's sack in the 80's so you should leave it for us Fine Gentlemen! I believe you were looking for Nena's 99 Luftballons!
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht g'rad an mich
Singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und das sowas von sowas kommt
99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'Ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben wenn's so wär
Dabei war'n dort am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
99 Düsenflieger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons
99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Man wer hätte das gedacht
Das es einmal so weit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons
Wegen 99 Luftballons
99 Luftballons
99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keinen Platz für Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr
Und auch keine Düsenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Trümmern liegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen
haha opps i put in wrong dude...NOT primitives its goldfinger.my bad...
Posted by: batman on April 25, 2006 10:44 AMLovin the 80's theme..twas a good year :)
1~867-5309-Tommy Tutone
2~Get into the groove-Madonna
3~Bette Davis eyes~Kim Carnes
4~Video killed the radio star-Buggles
5~99 red balloons-Primitives
Honerable Mention->I think were alone now-Tiffany...loved it!
Word Up - Cameo, Korn just plain FUKT this up :( Finally the C Funk Landed in the 80's.
Rock Me Amedeus - Falco, Did the fathers of Rap forget this song? Just 'cause it was in German. Sprechstimme Shitbags!
Sleeping Bag - ZZ Top, Not a guitar song, which is strange :S.
That Slow Song off've the first Madonna Album - Ahhh, first school dances/ first true hardons.
Axel F - Harold Faltemeyer/Rockit - Herbie, 'Cause break dancin' WAS cool.