cougar (koo′ ger) - n: large American feline (Felis concolor) resembling a lion.
cougar (koo′ ger) - n: a horny, middle-aged (or above) woman, dressed to the nines, out on the prowl looking for young (20-35 year old) men.
The mothership of all cougar bars has been sighted - The Grizzly in Kingston, Ontario!!
- Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard. Even the band name invokes a mighty (albeit hearing impaired) cat shaking it's mane on the dancefloor in a ritualistic search for an evening mate.
- Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen. The cougs don't seem to mind dancing to a song that is in direct reference to them.
- Follow Me - Uncle Kracker. Who knows why??
- To Be With You - Mr. Big. The definitive cougar ballad anthem is of course Mr. Big's only true hit!
- Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) - C & C Music Factory. When cougars break out to dance music, it's gotta be a little C & C, or it gets ugly. Ah fuck it, it's always ugly!!
ha!ha!ha!ha!fuck ya they will.cochranes the shit.
what about heart-definit cougar tunage-'let me go crazy on you' :)
gay and myself were also discussing the merits or demerits of 'life is a highway' last night. if you play it, cougars will come.
Posted by: scotty on April 7, 2006 02:00 PM"summer of 69" f-ya!
Posted by: batman on April 7, 2006 09:00 AMha!ha!lovin the tune choice for the cougs w\great taste or just the cheetah in me matty!XOXO
-honky tonk woman(stones)
-shook me all nite long(acdc)
-paradise city(gnr)
-hot legz(rod)
-i love rock n roll(joan jett)
honerable mentions~talk dirty to me(poison)
"Baby you're all that I want, When you're lyin' here in my arms. I'm findin' it hard to believe..." Ah the, "Are you gay" cum'on line. LOL!!! Nice one Bouts. DG, God rest his soul!
Big Love.
We all love the STROKIN BABY!
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thanks for the kudos metal john! glad you could make it by. love the 'strokin' call!
Posted by: scotty on April 5, 2006 08:10 AMHmmm...what about 'Strokin' for the Cougar Classic track. Bust that shit out around 1am, you'll be balls deep in no time.
This site kicks ass. Best entertainment since seinfeld. cheers scotty.
Do ya think I'm sexy - Rod Stewart
Queen of Hearts - Juice Newton
Red Red Wine - UB40
Black Velvet - Alannah Miles
Anything by Cher!!!!!
ummmmm anything and everything by JOVI, just ask Dano!
Posted by: Steve-O on April 4, 2006 02:52 PMI thought of this on the metro...
1. Joe Cocker: Leave Your Hat On
2. Meatloaf: Anything this sick fuck sings...I mean he gets more pussy than me in a whore house w/unlimited cash!
3. Metalica: Enter Sandman....a Rickies classic!
4. Black Betty: not sure who sings it
5. Ozzy: Crazy Train...a Christo's classic!
Rock on Girls! \m/
Posted by: Killerov on April 4, 2006 01:25 PMI'm suddenly reminded of that trip to North Bay...Bargain played with Dan Gallagher @ Wylders. "Take it down a bit boys!" ;)
That night 2 cougs were all over you Finny and they kept asking if you were gay!? LOL
Good times in the bay!
1. Girls, Girls, Girls - Motley Crue
2. Paradise City - G'n'R
3. Wild Thing - Dan Gallagher Cover
4. Brickhouse - any version
5. Big Buts - Sir Mix a Lot
How about "Heaven" by Brian Adams huh? Vag, you should be able to testify here.
Big Love. :D
Or: "Tangerine" for the oldskool Cougs and Justine :P