Make T-shirts for your friends! Create your own slogan! Apply it to them! List your top 5!
Top 5 T-shirt Slogans For Your Friends
- For Killer Dave - "Cunning Linguist"
- For Vagina - "I joined the Hair Club for Men and all i got was this lousy t-shirt!"
- For Justine - "Zeppelin Sucks"
- For The Captain - "Fuck the Machine?"
- For Steveo (The Rosa) - "Mmmmmmmm....."
Honourable Mentions - For Chilli (this shirt actually exists) - "There's no need to raise voices in this particular situation." (This shirt could easily apply to Emily as well); From Killer to Me - "Nothing runs like a Deere."; For Matty (Big Finger) - "Thanks, man."; For Amy (I think this was your resume slogan?) - "Supercool Boston Chick"; For Martin - "I'm with stupid--->"; For Bri-Man - "aWimaweh, aWimaweh...", and also "The Palace Forever".
Footnote: About 70% of these t-shirts could also be worn by me. You figure it out.
ooooh burn thems fightin words!!
and killer my comebacks are always more than original their unique really!!-as is my taste in GREAT music XOXO
wow i miss u guyz and london as a whole-bought a shirt 2nite @ hollister keeping me in touch w\ my london buddies as well as contributing 2 scattys last blog "if only u were in a band" :)
The topics wear thin after a fucking week Ass Man! Screw you guys and you fucking lame ass London gigs...see if I ever book you a real fucking gig again!
At least the real musician asks for flight details!
And Batman...talk to me when you can come with an original comeback.....biatch!
\m/
Justine, nice one on 'the topic at hand...'
Posted by: Capt. on March 6, 2006 12:32 PMoffers are offers - let's get some numbers (and flights) on the table!! commissions all around.
Posted by: scotty on March 5, 2006 05:13 PMis that the topic at hand killer?and do u think they'll actually go ive also offered 2 book them gigs in grand bend and sarnhole...XOXO
Posted by: batman on March 5, 2006 03:25 PMHey fuckwads...or what ever you guys are called now...I have booked you gigs in Moscow if you come. ROCK!
Posted by: Killerov on March 5, 2006 02:35 AMthe dudes: "my girlfriend loves my 'I. Raymond'"
Posted by: Steve-O on March 4, 2006 02:31 PMnicely done justin.xo
Posted by: batman on March 3, 2006 10:48 AMScotty-Would you just take it easy, man.
Killer-Fuck the Captain.
Gay-I fucked Seabass.
Vagina-I fucked Gay.
Rosa-Plant it with your finger.
Chili-only 360 bj's to go...
Em-Plug your ears...
Justine-I'm a tangerine.
good one killer
Posted by: Steve-O on March 2, 2006 08:47 AMshut up killer!DAMMIT im sorry i forgot ur shirt..."Id rather listen 2 Zeppelin than put myself 2 sleep w\Pearl Jam" XOXOXOXO
Posted by: batman on March 1, 2006 10:41 PMMatty: Where is the Love?
Sorry fella...it was a crazy day. Enjoy the shirt.
Batman: Sorry? What was the topic?
Posted by: Killerov on March 1, 2006 01:59 PMwalk the line went on store shelves yesterday-hope everyone got their copy.xoxo
Posted by: batman on March 1, 2006 12:17 PMvagina removes the gloves! fuckin' eh.
Posted by: scotty on March 1, 2006 11:41 AM"Thanks Man."
Big Love.
ok...here's my friend list:
Vag: DOSE
Scotty: Can you handle another beer?
Gay: MISTAKE
Bri Man: I Still Got It!
Captain: Fucking Killer
Steve-O: Huh?
Gee: Cafe late kirek szeppan, es egy ashant vis.
Myslef: Skoka?
The Ultimate shirt though is: \m/
Posted by: Killerov on March 1, 2006 10:27 AMVagina u make me wanna puke...my new years shirts should read "im wasted apparently desperate beer goggles in place but wont sleep w\anyone w\hair loss issues" XOXOXO
Posted by: batman on March 1, 2006 09:11 AMSteve-O: "I moved to Belgium and all I got was this stupid t-shirt"
Chili: "Ask me about the secret sauce in my Caesar salad"
Killer: " This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for my sex machine"
Batman: " Insert fingers here (arrow pointing below)"
Ass Captain:" Gilette the best a man can get"
Scotty: " $25,000 reward for anyone who knows the whereabouts of Dead Celebrity Status"
Gay:" I'm too much of a pussy to let Sherk write what he was really gonna write"
Bri-man: "Thats not a tan line thats a skin pigmentation"
well here we go
Finny - "I am Captain's Tenneil"
Matty - "Corporate Cashcow"
Benny - "Welcome to my dark world"
Janelle/Michelle - "Head and Shoulders above the rest"
Vagina - "G.T.'s = Good Times NOT SO MUCH"
And for you bastards - "Gotta love them high school girls! I keep getting older and they stay the same age!"
Posted by: Pauls on February 28, 2006 07:08 PMVagina -"i'm the king of makin' out and fingerin' chicks!"
Scotty -"have you seen Chad?"
Capt- "let's get drunk and make some bad decisions"
Bunker "stand back, I'm loud!"
Chilli -"you see what i'm sayin' dude?"
Gay - "hey everybody, look how huge i am"
Killer - "don't be mowin' my lawn, asshole"
Posted by: Steve-O on February 28, 2006 04:40 PM1. Vagina - 'My fingers smell like chicks'
2. Scotty - 'Drugs ruined my cat'
3. Bunker - 'Justin.... I want a hotdog!'
4. Rosa - 'I love Zorro'
5. Captain - 'She's got a GREAT ass!'
WOW!!I had forgotten how much I missed u fuckerz.
ha!ha!Lick my ballz u love it.what WOULD u do if i fell off the face of the earth?
P\S Nice of gay xoxo
Killer-My other Rides your Mom....Laundry Rooms are good for Fucking
Vagina-Phone your mom and tell her you aren't coming home tonight.....lets get drunk and call some sluts......i love high school girls
Scotty-Billy Talent Concert Shirt....Drum Naked......Got Drums?.....or I changed my blog domain from I Need More Cowbell...to I Need More BATMAN.
Captain-Rock and Roll Star (with the star scratched out with black magic marker and ASS CAPTAIN underneath it)
Bri-Man-Behind Every Druken Man There is a Slutty woman
top faves that do exist and robyn n i own:
"makeout bandit"
"i love 2 swing"
"groupie looking for musicians"
"support a local band sleep with a muscian"
"my other boyfriend rocks"
-i hate being bored @ work and cowbell is my only internet site i can access :s LOL
Nope not given that chance...no thanx!!:) XOXO
Posted by: batman on February 28, 2006 01:58 PMMustash Rides 5 cents!
Posted by: Killerov on February 28, 2006 01:48 PMyou obviously don't know me very well!!
Posted by: Steve-O on February 28, 2006 01:20 PMsorry steveO takin me awhile 2 think of perfect slogan 4 ya...i know theres the perfect one out there(aside from scattys)but its tuesday morning and im hurtin.lol.
all i can get right now is "im smooth my friends think ur a dog...lets f*$!"
yes, 'must of.'
Posted by: scotty on February 28, 2006 12:31 PMfor scatty- "mandolin instructions see manual"(which i must of lost :) xoxoxo
Posted by: batman on February 28, 2006 12:21 PMLovin this Tuesdayz blog!xoxo
Robynator-"Controlling bitch"
Nat-"I sleep w\an STD=shitty toxic dirty drummer"
Vagina-"Beware of slobber"
Graham Goss- "Im a dink"
Justin-"Jimmy Page wannabe"
Hon.Mentions:Robyn n I made one last year for 12 barz-front:"Brass Door Groupies" back:"With the band"~pretty much sums up our time in London.XOXO\i wanna make one for myself=picture of batman with little thought bubble "wheres robyn"
I'd like to put an order in for OV's T. And let's just air brush "Nuthin' runs like a Deere" (except for a boy through the fields) onto KD's machine.
Posted by: radkin on February 28, 2006 08:23 AM