For myself today, the Captain, Killer, MV, and the whole host of other November birthday bashers we know, i present a very simple yet truthful top 5. Happy birthday lads. PS - Brass Door this eve around 10-10:30 for those interested. Cheers!
Top 5 Signs You're Getting Old(er)
- You are horrified that your second chin is more prominent than your first in a recent party photo.
- What belt buckle?
- Your list of classic rock faves is met with blank stares and post-performance silence by the young'uns at your gigs.
- You must have the option of sitting down at a concert.
- 'Metal Chris' starts learning acoustic Jack Johnson songs for future gigs.
Honourable Mention - A recently re-encountered high school ex says you look exactly like your dad -- right after you take off your hat.
Posted by scotty at November 15, 2005 11:56 AM
Cats...whats up?Rumour has it your on stage 2nite @ GT's...love 2 make an appearance-have 2 see-
Last night I was officially hired as a Bud Girl,for London and surrounding areas so I'll keep yas posted on where abouts I'll be for some free cold ones!:)
Maybe we'll be @ Poach or Brass or Gt's...I dount it...prolly be @ Pheonix but I'll run across dont worry!
ScAtty-Appreciation for the Matthews band tkts, but not a fan!xoxo
Vagina Vagina Vagina!
Im aware of ScAttys lack of growth but his is a little less noticeable seeing as he doesnt WAX his to make it shine like Mr.Clean!:)
Thats what I was getting at with the lotions-that only YOU would have those discussions seeing as ur heads always shining..where else would u be putting those anti-aging creams?SICK DONT WANNA KNOW:)xoxo
So there Vagina!
Oh thanx a lot! It's been ages since we hooked up. Last time I saw y was on your house party in the summer :) So it's time to have a drink once you hit the ground in BP again. Drop me a line when you're here to monibaba@gmail.com.
Are ya in Bratislava now? (Or my memory is getting old :)?)
Take care, M
Moni Baba SWEET! It has been ages...I just thought of another reason you know when you are old: You realize that you have friends literally all over the world! I hope we can hook up during my next Budapest trip.
Moni always gets the METAL! \m/
Posted by: Killerov on November 18, 2005 08:32 AMSCOTT & KILLAH!
I just one to say...have a happy one! :)
I hope you had fun at your B Day Bash.
Drop me a line what's up with you guys if you have some time.
Take care,
M
Nivea Baby!
Posted by: Killerov on November 18, 2005 05:36 AMI'm the only baldy here?????
Apparently you haven't seen Scotty's scalp in the last 4 years.....(or Rich's for that matter)
And they're for wrinkles not baldness anyway.
So there Justine!
Posted by: metal vagina on November 17, 2005 07:02 PMm wagina - two things in relation to your first point: 1. i didn't think dudes were supposed to engage in discussions relating to oils and creams.
2. what difference does anti-aging cream make anyway, doesn't make it any less wrinkly.
Only you would have those discussions Vagina because ur the only baldly here!xoxo
-Making a roadtrip out of driving 40 mins to go shopping and see ur friend play @ local fave bar and after shopping actually consider going home instead of going out,but decide to stay and leave as soon as the captain exits the stage knowing youll be home just before 3am which you find a ridiculous hour since your sober!:)
LOL...Holy Fuck Geez, we are some funny dudes.
Posted by: Killerov on November 17, 2005 05:19 AM1. You engage in discussions about whether Nivea or Oil of Olay is the better anti-aging cream.
2. You are quite envious of Radkin's nose hair trimmers.
3. Your friends are celebrating their 33rd birthdays.
4. You realize your 15th anniversary of graduating High School is upcoming.
5. You have to settle for picking up 20 year olds at the bar instead of 19 year olds.
1. It doesn't bother you when an old hungarian neighbour lady (precisely the one that lives on the 1st floor above the other with the yappy dogs) tells you that wearing a hat in winter will slow the balding down.
2. You're excited to be finally gifted with nose hair trimmers - tx for brand recommendation killer!
3. When your friends start top 5 'signs you're getting older' lists and you find yourself thinking everyone's old geez signs are hilarious because they could actually be your own.
4. You start thinking how great it'd be to see your buddy's band gig at 'old chicks to go'.
5. When NHL rookies are born in 1987.
happy b-day lads.
Posted by: radkin on November 16, 2005 08:07 PMMy feet fucking hurt! Moscow is fucking huge! I seriously walk about 10km a day between meetings. D-day in t minus 30minutes...better get to bed as the next couple of days will be a blur.
\m/
1. You fly across the country and are too tired to go out for your friends birthday. (sorry Finny)
2. You go from the family room to the kitchen and forgot why you went there.
3. High school doing the same things you used to, piss you off instead of make you laugh.
4. Bathroom breaks every hour. Could just be all the coffee.
5. Can't stay up past Midnight and drinking on a week night is out of the question.
b-Day Scotty!
Happy
Top 5... getting old??? Uhm, I forget. Can't find my notepad anywhere...
Big Love.
Happy belated bro - is it me or is it foggy in here?
Funny shit Robynator...and impeccable timing:)
Stupid BC!!:(
since i'm not creative enough to come up with my own list i'll use the one that was in the paper this morning ... what timing!
top five ways to know you are old:
1. when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
2. when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
3. "getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fibre today.
4. "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!
hope you had a great birthday and many more to come!
Posted by: robyn on November 16, 2005 12:34 PMWhen you start seeing a dude, instead of wonder how good in bed he'd be, wonder if his mothers father is bald and hope hes not the generation that gets hit.(sorry scatty)..and wonder how he is w\kids:)
thanks everybody! beers consumed, head hurting, must shake it off and get to werx. damn 30's.
Posted by: scotty on November 16, 2005 10:25 AMYo Scotty is OLD!!! ha ha!
1. Your selection of bars to go to in this town become a total of one.
2. You get a club gig and when you tell poeple when, they are like wow, that is kind of late, will you be doing any matinees?
3. The club tells you to start at 10:30 and you think that is pretty late.
4. When you want to just straighten out every ball cap on every punks head.
5. When your girlfriend was starting kindergarten at the same time you were starting high school HA HA...poor Scotty. Although an old man with a hottie is not a bad thing...
Have a good one buddy!
P.
Realizing that you were starting high school at the same time your girlfriend was starting kindergarten.... that would really suck!
Posted by: chilli on November 15, 2005 09:20 PM
1. You miss the time when if you heard a song on the radio and loved it, but didn't know who performed it, you couldn't just Google the lyrics, find out who does it and download the song immediately.. no, you just had to wait to hear it on the radio again and the anticipation was so sweet.
2. Remember thinking buying a couch was huge commitment because it meant you couldn't just up and move on a momments notice.
3. Occassionally wake up at 8am on weekends without the alarm. Next up: the 5am senior citizen breakfast special at Denny's.
4. Have to stop running regularly due to lower back pain
5. Koby Clemens is in college
Seems your having a Bday, Scotty. Have a good one!
Posted by: amy on November 15, 2005 07:51 PM1. your girlfriend refers to you as being 42 on a regular basis.
2. you know exactly how much alcohol you can consume in order to a)get a hangover b)prevent a hangover c)get any of your friends drunk or d)drive home.
3. you know how much money, exactly, in order to get wasted (really really wasted) and pay for a cab ride home with the option of a $5 gyros after the bar.....and it seems to always hit in the 3 digits
4. start to ignore 19 year old hotties in their slutty clothes as they rock to songs your playing cause they make you feel guilty for something, but your not sure what!
5. start to ignore 19 year old hotties in their slutty clothes as they rock to songs your playing cause they make you feel guilty for something, but your not sure what!........killer don't bother responding, i know you don't feel guilt for anything.
1. Hangovers aren't reserved for all-out crazy nights anymore
2. You realize you've been out of school for years and should really start thinking about starting to pay back that money
3. Random bar make-outs start feeling a bit immature
4. "Staying in" starts sounding more reasonable
5. Pit concerts vs Stadium... just wanna mosh again!!
hon ment: you look so YOUNG in photos just a couple years ago
!! happy bday scotty !!
Posted by: meg on November 15, 2005 12:59 PM1-running into little brats you used to babysit out at the bar.
2-attending the wedding of an ex and the girl that he settled for after you!:)
3-watching one of your best friends plan her wedding details for this coming summer.
4-strangers thinking you & your mom are sisters.
5-having to watch what you eat(bullshit)
Honerable mentions~youve always had older friends but now those older friends are well into their 30's and making their cowbell blog about getting older! :)CHEERS SCATTY!!!
1. The Playboy centerfold is WAY younger than you.
2. Two nights in a row is nearly impossible...thanks god for vodka redbulls and absinth.
3. Paying for sex becomes an option...a rather good one at that.
4. Ah the grey hairs and the lack of hairs on most of your friends...thanks god again baldness skips a generation. My poor brother.
5. You stop calling "older" chicks cougars...well, maybe not.
Happy B-day boys...even you Captain, keep rockin.
\m/