that's fucking interesting, man.

so i was talking to ashlee simpson this weekend (in TO)- she called my friend shawn a stallion, we tried to climb into her limo (shawn may or may not have been in- sketchy), she told us who she was, we told her she was not, she laughed at us and told us to get her a hotdog, shawn called her lazy, we went home in our drunken stupor only to see her on the news and finally remember... my poor brain cells...

"You like to drink, and screw anyone who has a problem with that."

'nuff said I would say.

5. Waking up and listening to "stand up and shout" from the Rockstar ost.

Thanks Scotty!
\m/

First of all, I was too drunk to read any of the fucking comments, not to mention the topic. Top 5 resons they call me Killer:
1. Asking the DJ at the Hard Rock in Moscow what bar he is working at because he is playing Celine Dion, then saying "play some fucking hard rock"!
2. Teaching Russian chicks how to slow dance to Metallica balads.
3. Being able to post this shit on a blackberry pissed fucking drunk!
4. Being a fellow Scorpio and not remembering the previous "chicks" name.

I'm a fish and I guess it shows!!!

If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain.
Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but you build up a mighty tolerance fast.
You're an expensive date!

On the other hand, you're a fabulously enchanting partner, whether in conversation or in crime.
With the right person, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days.
The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know.

i'm with you in the tactless partying Sag group vagina! apparently that's why i can't say no to a shot.....

here's our drinks: A travel-loving sign, Sagittarius might be intrigued by drinks like Moscow mules, Singapore slings -- perhaps even a Long Island iced tea (not a bad option, given how much you can put away and still stay vertical). Party monster that you are, you're attracted to shots, like the ever-popular lemon drop. You rules pears, and you could use a nice pear cider right about now, come to think of it.

and i always thought i was a sloppy fuckin drunk!:

Hey brainiac, you are compelled to impose order onto your bender.
Your famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure...
But it could also lead to drinking booze neatly (like sucking down organic wine or having extreme brand loyalty).
You rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when you do!

Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!

Cancer is a comfort drinker and an extra wine with dinner or an
after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling?
Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against
lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and
insinuating themselves on VIP lists("were with the band")and, in true Hollywood style,
Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional"
(read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping
stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. Keep in mind once
started, a Cancer never stops... drinking.

Trademark cocktails
Ruled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine -- any
booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey and soda to grandpappy's special
brew in a mason jar, will do. They also like comfortingly warm and sweet
drinks, like hot toddies and hot buttered rums. The sign also rules the
flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and
soda. Though a six-pack of bud will
do.
Drinking buddies
Pamela Anderson, George W. Bush, Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Sean Hayes,
Lil' Kim, George Michael, Princess Diana, Prince William
P\S Whered you get the idea for todays blog ScAtty :)
*Cheers Justin*

Fuck all you Scorpios, here's my Sagittarius alcohoroscope.

In vito veritas, and for you, in booze blurtiness. When battered, you'll spill all of your friends' secrets and many of oyur own. Tactlessness aside, you are just plain fun to drink with.

You are under the sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith)? You're the person who chats up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good natured hijinks are to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; a spontaneous Sag like you is a brilliant booty call).