Cowbell Chronicles: 10 Commandments of the D

October 13, 2005

10 Commandments of the D

Tenacious D are preparing to fully rock socks off in 2006, with a movie, album and tour all in the works. In preparation to rock as hard as you can, please follow these 10 commandments religiously until further notice from the D. Feel free to comment on your own commandments, but they'd better be worthy. Ho HOOO they'd better be worthy. \m/

10 Commandments of the D

Never stop Rocking.

Legalize all drugs.

Quit your day job.

All Religion should be taxed.

Cut down on carbohydrates.

Fuck her gently.

Never believe what people tell you after a show.

Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.

Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.

Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

Posted by scotty at October 13, 2005 08:07 AM

Comments

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Posted by: the Bri man on October 16, 2005 09:41 PM

that's what i call sexual exploitation my man, ain't that shit illegal when your 30's?.....lol

Posted by: Rosa on October 16, 2005 06:11 PM

Move to Moscow and be able to pick up hot hot hot, did I say hot 18yr old Goddesses with absolutely zero effort! YES, I still have it!

\m/

Posted by: Killerov on October 15, 2005 09:18 PM

Boo Hisssss....
Bet if they covered "Heaven" by Brian Adams you'd change your tune V.
Peas.

Posted by: Matty on October 14, 2005 02:11 PM

There is only one commandment worth living by...

Fuck the D!
Fuck them in their Lame-ass song writin', Double quarter pounder eatin', Out of key singin', Goat Asses!!!

Posted by: metal vagina on October 14, 2005 01:56 PM

That's also true.

Posted by: The Captain on October 13, 2005 04:45 PM

Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please...if not I'm gonna kick your ass from here to right over there.But dont forget to...put on a cool '70s groove. A funky groove to fuck to!
Cheers 2 that!:)

Posted by: Batman on October 13, 2005 03:41 PM

14. Make the commitment to waking up at the crack o' noon

Posted by: meg on October 13, 2005 02:56 PM

Dudes - if you live by these four rules alone, your special ladies will always be smiling :)

1. Fuck her softly
2. Screw her gently
3. Hump her sweetly
4. Ball her discreetly

Now that's fuckin teamwork!

Posted by: Chilli on October 13, 2005 01:28 PM

13. Don't split up Kato and Nash.

Posted by: The Captain on October 13, 2005 12:36 PM

12. Hang out with your Wang out

Posted by: Rosa on October 13, 2005 12:23 PM

11. rock out with your cock out.

Posted by: scotty on October 13, 2005 08:00 AM