I know we did one of these a ways back, with percentages and all that jazz, but this one gives you one straightup answer, bitches!

Emperor Palpatine... I'm the most evil mother funker in the world! I eat babies like Rosa for dinner. My elbow move has been copyrighted, so give credit where credit is due, Ass Captain. HIGH VOLUME THAT... BIATCH!
Posted by: Darth Bunker on September 28, 2005 09:23 PMcapt,
yeah that, and i'll be the one that rescues your ass at the end of any jam, especially from the notorious Darth Bunker and her high volume scoldings...and elbows!...lol
Killer - I'm all over the midgets... that's why I remain seated at my desk all day with a huge smile on my face! I even store a supply of extra midgets for when Scotty's playing out of town gigs.
Posted by: chilli on September 26, 2005 06:41 PMI'm also Qui-Gon Jinn.... I've never even heard of this guy!
Posted by: the bri man on September 26, 2005 03:32 PM"Iam Queen Amidala!Iam well educated,strong willed and have an interest i serving the public.No your not one of those scumbag politicians-your really interested in the well being of the people who follow you.Oh yeah-your outfits and makeup are always fantabulous!"
NICE!!Bow 2 me boyz:)
Hey Chili, being that you are R2D2, does that constitute liking a midget inside of you...always?
Posted by: Killerov on September 26, 2005 02:26 PMI'm Qui-Gon Jinn. In addition to having a kick-ass obscure name, you are strong willed, level headed, and just plain old good guy. Nobody ever has anything bad to say about you because you alwasy keep it real in the field.
Sure I guess this fits. NOT! Why couldn't I be Leah in the bikini?
Posted by: Pauls on September 26, 2005 01:56 PMNo shock that Rosa is Lando: Hello, I'm "The Rosa." I'm the administrator of this facility...and who might you be...?
Posted by: Capt. on September 26, 2005 01:48 PMcocky, reckless, courageous and goin it Solo
Posted by: meg on September 26, 2005 01:41 PMYou're R2D2! You're a quirky little booger. That's OK though, you can be a loyal companion who gives 100% effort when you're needed most. You can be stubborn at times, but it's usually a good reason - like when somebody asks you to wipe their ass.
Posted by: Chilli on September 26, 2005 01:24 PMLando
Posted by: Rosa on September 26, 2005 09:45 AMwell ...i am qui gon jinn ...jezz i feel good about my self now ...i thought i was an asshole lightning bolting a trekkie and doing illegal things for money but if qui gon does it it must be all right...i am rather insightful though...
Posted by: westmount on September 26, 2005 09:36 AMScotty, did you get Han because you're deceptively good w/da ladies or you prefer it "Han Solo" styles?
BTW, I dug up a classic photo that might be good for your next "caption this".
Posted by: Killerov on September 26, 2005 06:28 AMMade Pops take the test too--both Boba Fett--the asshole doesn't fall far from the asshole tree.
Posted by: Capt. on September 26, 2005 03:49 AMWell, well, well....I pitty da fool that messes w/me. I'll place yur nuts in a blender if you cross me. Best character in the series and he died so LAME. Boba Fett. It must relate to my Scorpion ways.
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Posted by: Killerov on September 26, 2005 01:39 AMBoba fucking Fett......psychopathic loner with a mean streak....nice. I guess I should have taken more out of my anger management sessions that I had with Vagina after our little incident with that stupid clown, the Nuns and Cops.
Posted by: Jay aka Gay on September 25, 2005 10:29 PMLaugh it up, you big fuzzball.
Posted by: amy on September 25, 2005 08:29 PM