"yeah! that's EXACTLY what i'm gonna' do if you get this wrong again! i'm gonna' hold you by your ankles, and dunk you into a river inhabited by ravenous hippos...i'm fuckin' serious...they're vicious beasts that just looove eating fresh taiwanese children! first, they'll start on your right ear....don't fuck with me, kid..."

hahaha thanx for mentioning this site, dave! i had some good laughs indeed (nicely done, scotty!)
i'll catch you on the flipside...

in actual fact the book is about animals and their sounds that they make so i was actually saying "hippo hippo what do you hear? i hear a lion roaring!"the next page was a picture of a lion descibing a sound of the animal on the next page after him . its a storytime class with low level preschoolers ...kindof funny finding out what animals say in different languages ex. a pig in canada goes oink oink but in japan and china it goes "boo boo" a dog goes " bow wow" or "woof" or ruff" but in japan it goes "kan kan" a rabbit in english goes "boing boing" and in japan it goes "pyon pyon" so they learn english by using sounds of animals with our sounds for english phonetic practice ...jesus do i sound like a teacher?

westmount in the hizzouse! is that what you were actually saying at the time?

" you hear this ...this is the world s smallest violin ...i dont give a damn that you have to go to the bathroom so bad you have pee coming out of your ears , kid! you will listen to this story and you will like it! "

i never thought i'd be the victim of an internet picture jack (thought that shit only happened to beautiful girls and star wars fanatics) but then i thought about the big picture scotty. if it werent for you i wouldnt be here right now with a hot j - girl (japanese girl) and making good money filling taiwanese children misinformation about canada riding a monster motor scooter with my aviator glasses on like eric estrada from CHIPS. the six degrees of westmount meeting justin meeting scotty meeting janelle meeting me and then going to taiwan ...god bless you dark world. but i have to say i have better pics for you to make fun of.

"whats that?...oh ya there's lots of hippos in canada ...hell they roam the country ..canada is a country full of diverse wildlife...theres alot in my hometown too mostly in the bars swooning over the capt and scotty...(dont worry kids i tell you about him later...and ill tell you what swooning means too later) they usually talk in your ear like this close about what songs they like and how good you are for being able to play their favorite three chord song and then they ask you about 10000 songs they like and ask if you can play them for them so they can watch in some corner of the bar in some dillusionary trance imagining you their boyfriend...then they move to your apartment building and bake cookies for you...of course i only saw this on discovery.

How many blue fucking hippos have you little shits seen? Use the right god damn crayon!

What are you deaf? I said this is a picture of your mother you asshole!

"How many times have we read this story? It's a HIPPO... repeat after me - HIPPO. Jesus fuck!!!! Remind me again why I'm here?... Oh yeah, the money, that's right."

killer,

just read why you hate hippies. classic killer.

"you know what your are? your like a big blue hippo with claws and fangs...big fuckin teeth man! and she's like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner, shivering. Just kinda, you know, you got these claws and your staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws your thinkin,'how am i supossed to kill this bunny, how am i supposed to kill this bunny?' and your pokin at it, your not hurtin it, your just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what i mean? and the bunny's scared, the bunny's scared of you, shivering. And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! and you're looking at your claws and you're fangs, and your wondering to yourself, you don't know what to do man. 'i don't know how to kill the bunny.' With these claws and fangs, you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what i mean?"

"Next time, I CRUSHA YOUR HEAD! You little twerp."