Good day. I can post up today in the middle of the afternoon since i'm not working this week - a beautiful thing! This week's listing my not be relevant to everyone, but to those of us that play that crazy game called golf, i'm sure a quote or two of shared sympathies and misery can be posted. That said, and inspired by yesterday's round of bad golf, i bring you Top 5 Quotes From the Golf Course.
Top 5 Quotes From the Golf Course
- "Can you throw me another ball?"
- "Was that tree always there?"
- "Hey man, at least it was straight." (spoken after one of our drives didn't reach the ladies tee. Don't worry, i won't name names, Chris.)
- "I can't fit my 12 in this tiny box." (Minds out of the gutter please people. ;)
- "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling." (Not actually spoken but would have been very applicable.)
Honourable Mention - The conversation with the Beer Store guy after the round...
Beer Guy: "Sorry, i can't serve you guys. You've been on the golf course all day and i've been stuck here. How'd you shoot?"
Us: "Let's just say that's why we're here."
5 Reasons to HATE Golf:
5: Sucks playing in the rain
4: EVERYONE reserves 7:00am tee time a week before when the weather channel forcasts sunshine
3: A "Decent" golf club set is at least $1000
2: You alienate your friends who don't play golf
and the number 1 reason to HATE Golf...
The Supreme Court ruled that GOLF IS NOT A SPORT...
Posted by: RubyGirl on July 16, 2003 01:40 PMI've never been golfing, but I'm pretty sure I could tell you what my number 1 quote would be:
"What the FUCK?!"
1. "play the slice!"
2. "can i get another beer please!" -(thank god for the beer cart girls...and how come they are so hot...makes it hard to concentrate at the task at hand!)
3. "fuck, how did i do that" (after one of those miricle shots that just seem to happen once every 18 holes)
4. "have you seen my ball?" (this should be #1 actually)
5. "what the fuck?" (said so often its overlooked!)
ps. does our game actually get better the more we drink on the course or do we just think it's gettin better?
Posted by: steve on June 3, 2003 11:04 PMHey this is a great Top 5! I've actually only played real golf -that is, not mini golf- once but I still have 2 great quotes.
1. "Best ball? What the fuck is best ball? I like mine... it's pink."
2. "Fuck golf, I'm going to get drunk and drive the cart all day."
Needless to say my one day on the links did not turn me on to the sport. If I want to chase balls around I'll.... nevermind ;)
Posted by: Mandy on June 3, 2003 05:51 PMWow, just got home ... been a long day at the golf course trying to repair yesterdays damage ..... ordered two truckloads of sod just to fill your divots!
#1 Quote - " this green is fast " (repeated once per green ..... 18 times)
Posted by: greensmaster on June 3, 2003 02:49 PM