For this week's listing we once again stray off the musical path over to something equally as dear to our hearts - porn. What we are looking for here are your Top 5 Joke Porno Titles. Take the name of a movie, tv show, etc. and pornify it! It's that simple - fun for the whole family! I'm sure you've all heard the classics (Romancing the Bone, Forrest Hump), that are so classic they must be real porns by now. Some of these may be, too. Give'er.
Top 5 Joke Porno Titles
- Saving Ryan's Privates
- Divine Secrets of the Sisterhood's Ya-Yas
- Dude, Where's my Whore?
- Everybody Fucks Raymond
- I Know Who You Did Last Summer
oh man these are so good! glad someone's keepin' the dream alive!!
Posted by: scotty on December 7, 2005 09:18 AMShindlers Fist
Posted by: Jon on December 7, 2005 01:19 AMWe play this game at work sometimes... it's nice that someone else thought up titty clitty gangbang. But what about the other Disney classix like Cherry Poppins or Something Tickled This Way Cums. There's a million of em, Tighty Hermaphrodite comes to mind.
Posted by: nazer on February 23, 2004 05:58 PMmy big fat cummy wedding
Posted by: alberto on November 25, 2003 11:13 PMFUNNY AS SHIT TITTIE CHITTIE GANG BANG PURE GENIOUS
FUNNY AS FUCKING ANY THING
THREE MEN AND A MAYBE
I DREAM OF WEENIE
BLACK IN THE SADDLE
here's some more--
1. 10 Things I hate about White Goo
2. Booty and the Beast
3. Maid in a Man's sackan
4. Serendipinme
5. The Bare Wish Project
6.Twelve Schlong Nights
ladies and gentlemen, i think JB has brought the house down with his #2 suggestion - i am moved to tears.
Posted by: scotty on November 27, 2002 06:35 PMI once - uh, I mean, someone I know once rented one called "Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?"
Seriously.
Posted by: Chris on November 27, 2002 03:41 PMI don't know if I can top what's already been written. Give me some more time. Maybe tommorrow.
Posted by: Paula on November 27, 2002 01:40 PMHey Scotty sorry I have been lax on the submissions but jetlag has got me pretty zonked so here you go.
I can't beleive you've left these out...
1.Sex Trek IV:The Search for Cock
2.Titty Clitty Gang Bang
3.Genital Hospital
4.Poke-A-Man
5.Star Whores II: Attack of the Silicones
6.Sperms of Endearment
7.Cliffbanger
8.The Bridge on The River KY
9.Twin Cheeks
10.Lawrence of Does Your Labia
Shouldn't that be 'Shaving Ryan's Privates'? ;) Mine are posted now. :)
Posted by: maddy on November 26, 2002 10:05 PMmonster balls! i love it. i know for all the rest of you out there you are just waiting for nightfall to get into your joke porno moods, so keep'em coming! top 5 tuesdays can be enjoyed all week long. :)
Posted by: scotty on November 26, 2002 07:01 PMOh damn Finny, I'm not in a dirty enough state of mind to do this right now but... here goes anyway.
1. ER - Erotic Rendezvous
2. In the Heat of the Night (no changes required)
3. Bill & Ted's Excellent Sexventure
4. Monster Balls
5. Extra Batteries Required
"Saving Ryan's Privates" continually fucks with my head... ever since the first time I heard it on SNL, I think, I always say that as the movie title. It's quite disconcerting.
Funny, though. :)
Posted by: catherine on November 26, 2002 02:28 AMOh my God. I can't even come up with 1, #4 is the funniest thing I have ever heard, and by the way it should be number 1.
Everybody Fucks Ramond.
Genius, Poor Genius.
AL
Posted by: Sweet Al on November 26, 2002 12:44 AM