We'd all like to know what the hell happened to your dead cat - please elaborate. Also, no worries on missing out on last Friday - circumstances prevail.
Posted by scotty at November 21, 2002 04:17 PMHAHAHAHAHA, omg what, no pictures? when we used to sit around and get stoned there would always be a camera nearby just for crazy shit like that. I feel bad for your roomate though, if I'd lost my two cats I'd be very, very devastated.
Posted by: eris on November 23, 2002 12:40 PMAll I can is what the FUCK!! I have never heard of anything like that happening to anybody else. You always have some crazy story to tell, don't you Al. That one is by far the craziest and saddest story I have ever heard. Hope your roommate is doing better since the loss of her 2 cats.
Posted by: Paula on November 22, 2002 07:22 PMthat is absolutely awful.
Posted by: leblanc on November 22, 2002 04:38 PMI'm sure there is some kind of rule wherein that kind of stuff does NOT happen in real life! Think of the look of fascination in the eyes of your grandchildren when you tell that story! :)
Posted by: maddy on November 22, 2002 04:19 AMDamn! That is one hell of an event!
Posted by: Douglas on November 21, 2002 06:57 PMcrazy shit, man. crazy shit.
Posted by: scotty on November 21, 2002 06:57 PMOk here's the dillyo:
My roommate Jennie lost her first cat called Smat about 2 or 3 months ago. After searching for a couple of weeks she decided to go to The SPCA or whatever it's called to look for the dude. No luck, but she came home with the weirdest cat ever AND he was sick as hell - he had a cold and sneezed all the time everywhere and we had to force feed him these pills to try and get him healthy. A super little sick runt black cat.
This cat was crazy man, nuts - mentally disturbed. He had a very small body, average head and Super-Giant ears. Truth be told he looked kinda like a Bat. We named him "Cletus" 'cause he kinda looked like Trailer Trash... and 'cause he brawled with our other Cat Milo all the time. Even when he was getting his ass kicked (which was all the time) he kept coming back to fight Milo and sneak attacking him. This cat was mental.
Anyway this cat was nuts running around all the time destroying everything in sight and getting stoned as often as possible. Our other cat Milo doesn't like it when people blow smoke on him but Cletus loved being baked. He clawed everyone to hell in the house repeatedly too.
Anyways... On Friday Night around 11 or so everyone was getting ready to go there seperate ways and we were all smoking a little from Billy Bong Thornton. The cats were all chilled and had been acting normal all day. Nothing weird at all going on.
So right before I get up to go the little dude is jumping around on the couch messing around like normal trying to eat the couch when he starts walking across the room. He kinda slumped over and began screaming. I mean SCREAMING to wake the dead. Imagine Shaq stepping on your cats tail and the noise your cat would make times 30.
So there's these 6 (SIX) super loud sharp screams and we're all baked going what the fuck looking at each other like what demon has just possessed the cat?
And he's dead.
Not breathing, not moving.
Just like that.
Dead.
My Roommate Steve (who has a Mohawk and fronts a Death Punk Metal Band) starts trying CPR. This for the inexperienced is weird, vaguley comic but kind a sweet in an odd undefined way...
My Scottish Roommate Marriana calls the SPCA and says what should we do in a very thick Glaswegian Accent. She's baked and Scottish so the people on the phone were having problems understanding her which added to the weirdness of the event...
We realized after about 2 minutes nothing could be done as we all know a $20 dollar cab ride down to the SPCA to give a 20 minute old dead cat an EPI shot will do nothing...
Very Very Very Chilling and weird scene. So we smoked more and had a wake and buried him the next day. Jennie now having lost 2 cats inside of 2 months was devastated and we all stayed home in an effort to cheer her up.
Popular theories explaining Cletus' Death around the house are bountiful but we're 99% sure it was either an aneurism or a heart attack 'cause he was always a sick weird cat and the fact that it was totally sudden with no symptoms or anything before the fact. Then just screaming and dead.
1% of us is convinced Satan killed him in a Ceremony of Black Magic and evil.
So that's the scoop.
Al