I had this weird dream last night where i was acting in a John Cusack-directed film with some other unknown actors. I had a key scene where i was fishing, which i nailed with uncanny accuracy, but i also had this other scene where i had to deliver a dramatic monologue and i kept cracking up. I was berating the other two characters for living lives according to their clothes (a la The Gap commercials) and then i pointed out the window to a baseball diamond and made reference to America's game and how that was real. I thought i brought the house down but John made me do it again. Bastard! It was weird.

That, and someone found my site over the weekend by searching on "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" I didn't think i was that easy.